facebook.

Facebook. Ah. So much safer than the pedophilic MySpace. No possible encounter of rapeage -- what does a parent have to worry about?

Facebook is just as risky as any other site. I think it just gives off a safer vibe. SO KIDS. Don't give our your age, or your phone number, or your address, or extremely identifying pictures of yourself. Like me. What can I say? I like the thrill.

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If you haven't already, you should all check out Julian's 25 things he hates about facebook.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVA047JAQsk

Let's see... what do I hate about facebook. He stole all the good ones.

1. Notifications. I have been too lazy to block notifications for about a good year or so already. Basically since I joined facebook. They have been consistantly spamming my gmail inbox with lovely spurts of: HE HAS COMMENTED ON YOUR PHOTO. SHE TAGGED YOU IN A NOTE. SO AND SO IS BLAH BLAH BLAH. So I went to disable notifications yesterday and I individually unchecked each box; including for applications. Which I have over 92 of.
2. Friends. Because I feel the need to have more of them. So even if I don't know you but I've heard about you from someone, I'll probably end up adding you. I'm not a stalker. I'm just Asian; okay?
3. Friend Requests. Hey, do I know you? Oh, you mean you know this other friend of mine and you just decided to add me?
   
4. Parents and the Family Tree. I'm sorry I feel awkward about being your daughter but I don't want to sound unloving so okay you can be my mother.
5. Guiness World Record Group Invites. How many constant duplcates of these have to be sent out before we break the record?
6. News Feed. Facebook has now become the best stalker community. Now you know what you're friends are doing every second of the day; and you can see what new photos they added. Or what apps they added. Or what they wanted to say to their other best friend.
7. Farmville. I don't want to do it.
8. The New Facebook. Technically it's kind of old, but when it first came out and they deleted the option for us to switch back to the normal, original facebook layout, I was completely lost. I didn't know how to operate anything. Good job.
9. Applications. I don't like these things because they get addicting. Don't invite me because I don't want to do it. I add applications if I want them. ... Be above the influence.
   

Don't get me wrong; I love facebook. It's one of my favorite social community network sites.

It just has some annoying downfalls sometimes.