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9.15.2009

china?

Yeah China! Of coruse I went there over the summer to catch up with relatives and the sort. And there are a couple things I'd like to let you know about China.
  1. When it rains, it is rainbow poncho heaven in China. everyone rides bikes and therefore everyone wears ponchos, except for the occasional skilled umbrella riders.
  2. Know how to swipe your card before you get on the bus so you don't look like a retard and stall the people behind you. Or just go behind everyone and look like a retard.
  3. Don't speak English inside markets / shops unless you know how to bargain.
  4. You may accidentally buy fake merchandise.
  5. ... Don't pretend to act like you know Chinese if you don't.
  6. Watch the traffic or it'll run you over; there aren't a lot of pedestrian lights on the streets. Actually now. There are practically none at all.
  7. Hong Kong is not China. It is basically a New York filled with Chinese people.
Well then, I'll leave you with that and go on to doing more school-related things. I know you're missing the summer so I'll just stuff it up your nose.

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